As far as Mayan ruins go, can anything top Caracol? Chichen Itza (tourist trap...with no climbing of structures allowed), Tikal (amazing to be sure...and defeated militarily by Caracol), Coba (glorious, and easy to get to), and many other sites...but none of them is better than Caracol.
Then, there's Afghanistan. Maybe we should call it...
1. Halfghanistan (It beats a whole ghanistan.)
2. Takeabathistan...Youstinkistan
3. Laughghanistan (home of the Taliban Comedy Club and Kandahar Sharia Oyster Bar)
4. Pickuptruckistan
5. Youcantduckistan
6. Getadeepdarktanistan
7. Oopsghanistan...Boomghanistan
8. Stuckinthesandistan
9. Fuckedupplan-ostan
10. Afterghanistan (Pakistan, Waziristan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan...too many Stans, man)
11. Eatmyghanistan
12. Upmyghanistan
Maybe we should leaveitaloneistan. Or we can have our own brand of Britghanistan or Sovietghanistan?
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